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Song Parodies -> "Land of 500* Dunces"

Original Song Title:

"Land of 1000 Dances"

Original Performer:

Wilson Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Land of 500* Dunces"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

All blight.

Got the blowhards and phonies,
The drone-y moron-ies,
Castigators, verbal masturbators.
Hear ’em flapping their lips, yech!
Idiotic quips.
Dudes and wack floozies,
Some of them quite boozie.
Hey, gag!

Blah, blah, blah, blah. . . .
(Whatever they’re saying isn’t worth one thin dime)
Blah, blah, blah, blah. . . .

(Sacks o’ ’ drone chorus)

Ow! Ugh! A blowhard spieling blight, Ugh!
Mostly petty hoods, thugs, lugs.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. . . .
(Many of ’em should be doing time)
Blah, blah, blah, blah. . . .

Playing loose with the facts is
Usual practice.
Twisting the truth is
Their main uncouth biz.
They like cats who’re fat,
Group o’ jerks, yeah!
Shirking work all.
Ah, screw it!
This crew’s fit
For talking bullshit.

Ah, help us. . . !

[fade on “Blah, blah, blah, blah. . . .]


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Patrick - August 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I wonder which 535 you are talking about? Could there be that many total losers all in one place? Where could such a place be? We should isolate them so they can't harm anyone else.
Michael Pacholek - August 26, 2010 - Report this comment
535 is an Area Code for Central Illinois. Not sure why that would be a place full of idiots and/or liars. Maybe, on John's cable system, Fox News is on Channel 535.
Patrick - August 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Just in case you didn't know, Fred Phelps' zip code starts with 666. Most of the idiots and liars in Illinois are in the northern part of the state, up around Chicago. But isn't the state capitol in the central area?
John Barry - August 26, 2010 - Report this comment
535 is the total number of CONgresspersons.
Old Man Ribber - August 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Damn! I missed the question! ;D
Uncle Ernie - August 27, 2010 - Report this comment
555. Like Pete said, "here's to the new boss(es), same as the old boss(es)". No matter what happens in November, it'll be more of the same. BOHICA!
pickle - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
It could equally serve as the theme song of the Conservative/Liberal Democrat government in the UK.

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