Song Parodies -> Horned Me
| Original Song Title: | "Born Free" |
| Original Performer: | Andy Williams |
| Parody Song Title: | "Horned Me" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
"Born Free," words by Don Black, music by John Barry
Horned me in corrida, toro.
Fui muy, muy borracho.
Gored me in a private part.
Ripped me. I'm now a newfound Jew:
The tip on that round tube
As a result did depart.
Flayed me and snipped that top hide loose.
I'm free of that torque-it slide
That would easily glide.
Gored me. l liked what was riven;
At life it was given
To adorn me.
Flayed me and snipped that top glide loose.
I'm free of that torque-it hide
That would easily slide.
Gored me. l liked what was riven;
At life it was given.
¡Ay! vey! Horned me!
Fui muy, muy borracho.
Gored me in a private part.
Ripped me. I'm now a newfound Jew:
The tip on that round tube
As a result did depart.
Flayed me and snipped that top hide loose.
I'm free of that torque-it slide
That would easily glide.
Gored me. l liked what was riven;
At life it was given
To adorn me.
Flayed me and snipped that top glide loose.
I'm free of that torque-it hide
That would easily slide.
Gored me. l liked what was riven;
At life it was given.
¡Ay! vey! Horned me!
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painfully funny....security code was 2X5...lol...the size of the hole ?
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