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Song Parodies -> "I'll be Watching You"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"I'll be Watching You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It's hot and I bake.
My leg, I did break.
Lisa's on the make.
Eyeballs start to quake.
I'll be watching you.

Out across the way
Lars Thorwald did slay
His wife. Doyle says, "Nay!
Put binocs away.
And stop watching, you!"

But I must see.
Voyeur now I be
I get the shakes
When looks I can't take.

Every move I make--
In wheelchair, no brakes.
Lisa's cooking steaks,
My interest is fake
While I'm watching you.

Thorwald's wife gone--she's vanished, without a trace
See him at night, killer's look upon his face
I get Lisa to look around in his place
Thorwald spies the ring, she flees

He moves to my place. . .
Flashbulbs in his face
Murd'rous move he makes,
Other leg he breaks.
I'm not walking soon.

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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Johnny D - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
OS is great and so is the movie - this parody too, it's slick, cool, and groovy.
John Barry - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD.

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