Drunk girls like to rum a round,
Like their hands on every drink they see.
By dry girls never fund a round;
I know they'd rather not Beam with me.

High, so high, lushy guy is what I am.
Martell's dry--that is my brand,
Chased with Chinese beer in can.

Drunk boys like to rum a round,
They soak drinks up like a sponge, they do.
And this boy wants to set and pound
Down a pounder of delicious brew.

High, so high, lushy guy, that is my stance.
Moselle wines are made near France;
I imbibe when I've a chance.

Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja!

Drunk girls like to rum a round,
Like their hands on every drink they see.
And my girl likes to slug 'em down,
And I know she'd rather Beam with,
Not sip Bailey's Cream with,
In toasts she'd rather Beam with me.

On the coasters, Beam for she and me.