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Song Parodies -> "Gasbag"

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John A. Barry

The Lyrics

1, 2, 3, 4 [hundred pounds]

“Let me tell you how it will be!
’cause I’m head of the GOP.”

Yeah, it’s the gasbag,
Blowhard, it’s the gasbag.

This slimy gent is far from small;
He barely can fit through the hall.

’cause he’s the fatbag,
Gross lard, it’s the fatbag.

If you drive a car, you’ll hear him bleat
On the radio; the sound ain’t sweet.
And his huge piehole ain’t in retreat.
Though he’s full of sh!t, dolts at his feet.


The fatman is a wanton whore
(Uh, huh, he’s a pill fiend)
For his huge Oxycontin scores
(Oh yeah, loves his treats)

Yeah, it’s the flabman,
Bloat, lard, it’s the flabman.

He gives advice, and he ain’t shy
But first he’ll polish off a pie
(Fat[uous] man)

He’s the jerkoff that runs the party:


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Mark Scotti - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm gassing 5's, for it's well thought out...
Michael Pacholek - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
No need to apologize, John! Although I notice that, since "Watchmen" came out on film, Keith Olbermann refers to Drug Rush as "Boss Limbaugh," and no longer as "Comedian."
Timmy1000 - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Musta been a "Rush" kind of a day yesterday - another good one.
Harry - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, John. You could do Dean Martin's that's amore with the Pizza Pie (he was on the Pizza Hut commercial long ago). I got a huge "rush" from this parody. Sears is now making a battery called the "Blow Hard" lol.
John Barry - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark, Michael, Timmy, Harry.
2Eagle - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I wonder what would happen if all the Beatles and the Maharishi were still alive and they invaded his studio.
TJC - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
You sure OxyClean'd up on this Oxycontin' OxyMoron, John!
McKludge - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
This is how you write a good "political" parody, everyone. Note how he never even mentioned the target's name, but if you watch any news, you knew exactly who was the target. Great one, JAB.
alvin - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
nice bit o' bashin'

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