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Song Parodies -> "Dirty Old Man"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Old Man"

Original Performer:

The Fugs

Parody Song Title:

"Dirty Old Man"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Lyrics to the OS here: http://www.music-lyrics-chord.com/Fugs/Chords/54631-Dirty_Old_Man_Chords.html
Gangin’ up on the Frontier state,
Makin’ fun of Gov’s dress and glam
And her kid, who did fornicate.
Guy’s a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man).

(He’s such a dirty old man! Disgusting!!)

Bangin’ a boy though that isn’t cool. . .
Abstinence only--no rubbers, pill.
Children from wedlock--that is the rule!
Guy’s a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man).

(The pervert!)

Said the Gov looked like a prostitute. . .
Top Ten List literature in his hand,
Joked hot to trot got A-Rod’s gland.
Guy’s a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man).

Spoken:
Well, the kids sometimes get hot, hanging out on the schoolyard. And sometimes the lads drill the willing chickies. And then they both experience rapturous joy. But sometimes that means they’ll have a baby together. About that I made a joke, with this hot girl getting knocked up by A-Rod, the power hitter for the Yankees.

Gangin’ up on the Frontier state,
Makin’ fun of Gov’s redneck fans
And her kid, who did fornicate.
Guy’s a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man).

Bangin’ a boy while she’s still in school--
Nix on dick stricture; out poured the spill.
Grillin’ the Gov and her hubby fool,
Guy’s a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man).

Said if Gov dressed better, she’d be cute,
Top Ten List literature in his hand.
She said this as his show she panned:
“Guy’s a dirty old man, dirty old man!”

"Child" who’s flirty, now’s “ma’am.”





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Michael Pacholek - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Now this is the right way to approach it. Or, rather, the center-left way to approach it.
alvin - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
nice bit o' bashin'
Leo Keough - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
This wouldn't have something to do with the Letterman vs Palin controversy would it?...555!!!...(Missed you for a while, John...hope you had a refreshing break!)
Mark Scotti - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Bangin' you fives....
AFW - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Topical and humorous
Timmy1000 - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job on a current topic - poor Sarah - I hate to admit but I've actually seen The Fugs live many years ago.
NorCALvotress - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
It's a Deranged, strange world we live in, CaptainJack ! No hard feelings, if I look out for my back . . . Sir, you're a mighty strange man to deal with, CaptainJack ! You taught us how to Libralize our thoughts with a ' wow ' , but I've got a mind that stays loose somehow . . . Yes, it's a strange, strange world we live in, CaptainJack !

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