Song Parodies -> Boring and Mild
| Original Song Title: | "Born to Be Wild" |
| Original Performer: | Steppenwolf |
| Parody Song Title: | "Boring and Mild" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Boring and Mild
Get your mores running.
Net-post in a shy way.
Don't be adventurous—
Safe's the only way to play.
No snarling; just make it pablum.
Shame! if you mention love's embrace.
Fie! Roasting is just not done.
Sex posts have no place.
No jokes that are fright'ning.
Test your mettle under
Lyrics about skin,
And cast them all asunder.
No snarling; just make it pablum
Shame! if you mention love's embrace.
Fie! Roasting is just not done.
Sex posts have no place.
Write for a ten-year-old child—
Soporific, boring, mild.
You'll aspire so high—
That cleverness may die.
Boring and mild,
Borne for a child.
Get your mores running.
Net-post in a shy way.
Don't be adventurous—
Safe's the only way to play.
No snarling; just make it pablum.
Shame! if you mention love's embrace.
Fie! Roasting is just not done.
Sex posts have no place.
No jokes that are fright'ning.
Test your mettle under
Lyrics about skin,
And cast them all asunder.
No snarling; just make it pablum
Shame! if you mention love's embrace.
Fie! Roasting is just not done.
Sex posts have no place.
Write for a ten-year-old child—
Soporific, boring, mild.
You'll aspire so high—
That cleverness may die.
Boring and mild,
Borne for a child.
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5's .... Come on over to www.whatfreaks.com, JB, I think you'll like it there - I do!
Thanks, JD. See you there. Is this listed anywhere on amiright, or did I miss it?
Fine job on this, it's oh-so-true. 5's across
Thanks, Dee. Thanks again, JD--I'm there.
Damn. Poetic! 555. (i checked out whatfreaks, and damn, it is certainly the Antichrist of parody websites...whew! Warning--Not Safe For Work if you are in an office!)
Thanks, Agrimorfee. Gotta hand it to Chucky G. He's denutting amiright, but he's provided an adult venue for those of us so inclined.
The bland leading the banned. Way to stick it to 'em!
woah i checked out that website and there's some horrible stuff on there!
Good job. Good clean job.
funny one...i liked it...5s
JB - A good job and look! no slimey post-parody scum residue on my glove...heh...heh...I know a SECRET about "whatfreaks" and I will NEVER-EVER divulge it...NEVER....'course, I could be lying here, too...
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