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Song Parodies -> "Baby, You're a Gaunt Hue"

Original Song Title:

"Baby, I'm a-Want You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bread

Parody Song Title:

"Baby, You're a Gaunt Hue"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Baby, you're a gaunt hue,
Baby, let me feed you.
You've had only one little carrot
Gone in your snout.
Baby, you're a-wastin'
Away 'cause you've gone without. . .

Lunch, no alimentation
Brings you to starvation.
Take a giant bite of elk that stewed
And flecked with flour,
Tasty from the bastin'.
I'm alarmed at how your waist's thinned. . .atrophy.

You could lose your life if you don't stoke
Your hole for pie.
Feedin' you's a trial; every bit offered,
You deny.

Babe, I must a-chasten
You 'cause you're gonna a-hasten agony.

You will lose your life; your femur's pokin'
Through your thigh.
You're not very strong; looks like your last
Supper is nigh.
You nix fish fry.

Baby, you're a gaunt hue
Baby, let me feed you.

I'll cook for you if you will dine, baby.

Baby, won't you gnaw through
Babybacks I feed you?

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Agrimorfee - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
She'll need more than Bread to get something substantial on her bones. ;)
2Eagle - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Take every actress and model and lock all of them up with plenty of cheese.
MasonR - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm gonna butter you up with 5's!
alvin - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
my fave of the day...lol
LadyCupCakes - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir John, Le ~Marquis de SizzlingSteak~ I hunger for your feast!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good write John as always, though I have to be honest, I had to search to find the OS:)
John Barry - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agrimorfee, 2Eagle, Mason, Alvin, LCC, BAD.
Peregrin - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Mmmm, extra points for the use of "alimentation"!

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