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Song Parodies -> "Wile E. Retard and His Veep"

Original Song Title:

"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Wile E. Retard and His Veep"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

One's in Satan's thrall and the other is sleeping:
Wile E. Retard and his veep.
I look at four more and I'm seized by long weeping
'Bout the retard and his veep.

I don't know if anyone polled you or what you told them, but
I don't know what feelings controlled you.
You bought; they sold, these two.

To look at the world you see most nations spurning
Wile E. Retard and his veep.
2000 mistake, yet many just weren't learning--
"Aye" the retard and his veep.

I sit and cry, 'cause we've reverted
To this perverted crew.
By now we have all been alerted,
Still they divert our loot.

I look at the mission and see that it's creeping. . .
Wile E. Retard and his veep.

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 19

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Ravyn Rant - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
"Wile E. Retard and his Veep"? Beautiful. 5s from me.
Ashkicksass - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious!
John Barry - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ravyn, Ash.
Jeff Reuben - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I have to admit this confused me, so I must not be keeping up on current events or something. I was hoping it was a Wile E Coyote/Road Runner (beep/veep) parody sung by a German or something, but I'm pretty sure I'm off the mark. Yet, I keep coming back...
upchuck - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
ooops, did i do that? me so sorry....( wink wink)
Robert J. Pagliaro - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice - and you know you've hit it because of the multiple "1" votes from the Red Staters.
Jeff Reuben - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah. coffee kicked in. Got it (and thanks Robert)
alvin rhodes - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
brilliant title....and the tune was just as good...and true true true...5s
Phil Alexander - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, JB :-)
mac - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hillarious title!
upchuck - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(upchuck sneaks in, leaves baby pacie for all the whiners) {ironically, the pacifier is a skoal-flavored "limited edition red-state" special...wink wink }
upchuck - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
It was FANTASTIC!!!! PRIMO!!! MASTERFUL!!! BOFFO!!! LIKE WOW!!! A crackling good yarn!!! A veritable cornucopia of clever witticisms!!! It's like a Koala bear barfed a rainbow in my brain!!!.........heh heh
Kristof Robertson - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
It's great to see you can still annoy Repuplicans...keep it up, John....555
Michael Pacholek - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
TITLE OF THE YEAR, JOHN!
upchuck - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
BRIDLE OF THE DEER, JOHN!

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