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Song Parodies -> "Schemed a Little Scheme Did We"

Original Song Title:

"Dream a Little Dream of Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mama Cass

Parody Song Title:

"Schemed a Little Scheme Did We"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Bars shinin' bright, I trumped you;
Spike squeezes, teases, whispers, "I'll hump you."
Bird singin', that was pigeon-whore me.
Schemed a little scheme did we.

Spike likes to bite, says, "Kiss me!"
He holds you tight; you're a "belle," his "missy."
Beneath his bone, they're blue as can be,
Streamin' liberal streams wants he.

I've craven, so fingered you; now leers
Spike, cravin' your kiss.
He's longin' to fringer li'l con rear. . .
Gust-maker bliss.

Guilty the jury'd find you;
Gimpy Spike's pike ain't, workin' behind you.
Judge deemed you'd see in the bargained plea
Three to twenty. Freedom, me!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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TJC - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Great wordplay, can't guess the next clever insert... with JAB expect the unexpected!
alvin rhodes - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
these words with that beautiful melody fractured me
John Barry - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC, Alvin.
Michael Pacholek - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll give it a five, even though it ISN'T about the Bush Administration, as the title so surely suggested.
John Barry - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael, do it.

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