Song Parodies -> Block Sphinctery (Log Is in Me. Whew!)
| Original Song Title: | "Hot Diggity (Dog Ziggity Boom)" |
| Original Performer: | Perry Como |
| Parody Song Title: | "Block Sphinctery (Log Is in Me. Whew!)" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
CHORUS:
Ow! Block sphinctery log is in me. Whew! Yes there's doo in me,
It won't spew from me, loo voodoo I need.
Block sphinctery log is in me. Whew! Yes there's doo in me,
But I'm holding my shite.
I got stream from my body--piss did blastaway.
It all dripped fastaway, but the sh*ts plantastay.
There's a bum-is-full feeling--can't wield crapaway.
Smelly seat's all I get for my strife.
CHORUS
Never knew that a fart could go stink thataway,
Nasal sting thatbouquet, sphincter ring flatulate.
A "goodbye' to my dungles wish I hadtasay.
Never pinch one despite all my strife.
CHORUS
I can toot cottage cheese beauts that take hatsaway,
The winds blew thataway, jet stream takes gasaway.
I opened my can; air out the room straightaway.
Were I crappy, I'd feel blessed for life.
Ow! Block sphinctery log is in me. Whew! Yes there's doo in me,
No poo stirs from behind.
Ow! Proc, dig in me; log's killin' me. Exhume this doo from me.
Doc will go in and mine.
Got log!!
Ow! Block sphinctery log is in me. Whew! Yes there's doo in me,
It won't spew from me, loo voodoo I need.
Block sphinctery log is in me. Whew! Yes there's doo in me,
But I'm holding my shite.
I got stream from my body--piss did blastaway.
It all dripped fastaway, but the sh*ts plantastay.
There's a bum-is-full feeling--can't wield crapaway.
Smelly seat's all I get for my strife.
CHORUS
Never knew that a fart could go stink thataway,
Nasal sting thatbouquet, sphincter ring flatulate.
A "goodbye' to my dungles wish I hadtasay.
Never pinch one despite all my strife.
CHORUS
I can toot cottage cheese beauts that take hatsaway,
The winds blew thataway, jet stream takes gasaway.
I opened my can; air out the room straightaway.
Were I crappy, I'd feel blessed for life.
Ow! Block sphinctery log is in me. Whew! Yes there's doo in me,
No poo stirs from behind.
Ow! Proc, dig in me; log's killin' me. Exhume this doo from me.
Doc will go in and mine.
Got log!!
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Man, this is freakin' gross, but I'm familiar with the original Perry Como song, and I can say that this parody is right on the money. Nauseatingly funny, JB.
Thanks, JD.
disgustingly goofy....i like it
The riddle of the sphincter: Why do we have all these crappy parodies on the board?
The beat of this song is appropriately like scat.... 5,5,5
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