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Song Parodies -> "UC Davis Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Bette Davis Eyes"

Original Performer:

Kim Carnes

Parody Song Title:

"UC Davis Eyes"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This happened a while ago, but the parody idea just hit me like a shot of spray to the face
Their hair just cannot hold out what will arise. . .
with their hands, form a mold, try to cover up their eyes.
The mist has an orange hue, like John Boehner who cries.
Into the faces it goes and those UC Davis eyes.

They release it—first a sneeze fit,
after that chemical breeze hits.
It’s nasty stuff, more than enough,
but nobody gets a face flush.
Chancellor OK’d this. . .not too wise, burning UC Davis eyes.

Around the world it goes, ’cause viral is the sight
of kids in the spray’s throes. . .burning UC Davis eyes.
One cop, a bumbling goon sprays ’em way more than twice,
one of the boys in blue scourging UC Davis eyes.

Up the nose it goes, a throat hit,
scorching peepers, with added choke fit.
It’s ferocious and there’s no flush—
what is needed is a hose gush.
A fiasco—folks ask, “Why assault UC Davis eyes?”

Cops unheeded, but was needed
the overkill interceded?
Cops ferocious, yes, although must
give ’em credit. . .did no nose busts.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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The Brad Hatter - June 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Your title was Eye-catching ;-)
Rob Arndt - June 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Better great than never- 555! Back in the 1990s I obtained illegal Venom Spray in Mexico which contained snake poison and could blind a person for life. Sold it to a freak who raised pitbulls for fighting!!! US and Euro forces use non-lethal vomit-inducing pungent agents to disperse crowds. Also, to counter skunks if encountered use a Super-Soaker filed with 1 part vinegar to 8 parts water. Hit the skunk with that and they will flee, same for dogs and cats defecating in your yards. They all hate vinegar ;)
Brock O'Brahma - June 08, 2012 - Report this comment
In the video, it looked like the chancellor adopted a 16 oz. container rule like N.Y. soda pop. The Boehner line's funny no matter what side you're on.
Rob Arndt - June 09, 2012 - Report this comment
JAB, thanks for your OS which I used for my new Parody Fragment ;-)

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