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Song Parodies -> "Mike Waffles on Waterboard"

Original Song Title:

"Michael, Row the Boat Ashore"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Mike Waffles on Waterboard"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Mike waffles on waterboard
À l'Alberto.
Mike waffles on waterboard.
Ted says he'll vote "no."

Simpers Mike a bit like Quayle,
Erstwhile Veep schmo.
Simpers, but doesn't quite quail.
Ted says he'll veto.

The risible dweeb doesn't act so snide
As Alberto,
Creepy fascist who was set aside--
That guy's Malberto.

Mike waffles on waterboard,
As Malberto.
Mike waffles on waterboard;
Ted says dweeb must go.

Sin'ster Al completely failed;
Cut him loose-a.
Sin'ster Al should be in jail,
Calaboo-oosa

George's criminal said, "Adios";
That's Malberto.
Criminal was dumb as a post.
Scat, Malber-erto.

Michael's Mal. went overboard;
Al's a loser.
Michael's pal, sick overlord,
Al. abuser.
Sick was Justice when he bailed,
Al, abuser.
Cyst 'r cell mass that's derailed?
Al's a tu-umor.

Mike was written off as dead and deep-fried.
Ted said, "Loser."
MILF and Chucky S. came to his side;
Ted's the lo-oser.

Mike waffles on waterboard;
Ted's the loser.
Mike's got supporters onboard--
Gonna crui-uis-a.

Sister Di helps Mike not fail;
Gonna cruis-a.
Sister Di says Al Mike ain't. . .
Ally Shu-u-mer.

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alvin - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
nice bit of political commentary to sing around the ol' campfire
2Eagle - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Makes more sense than the original song.
AFW - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Water way to bash politicians..I did not get board reading it...good job
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey-e Ovah 'eah. Id iz probly a gud ting dat Alberto (Loyer-Up) Gonzales tuke a erlee retiredment. But dat Janet (Got-Balls?) Reno iz outta der as well. Wees still hates dat dude. 2-LOUD Outta 'eah.
Guy - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
John - Brilliant take on the political stage at this stage of the game. Spaff could have used this one for his newest release politciked off.. Well done. The State of Confusion hereby sends all 5 of its electoral votes to candidate Barry the gentleman from Parodyville.
John Jenkins - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
A bit overstated, but very good spoof. Excellent "hallelujah" substitutions.

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