-> "Mike Waffles on Waterboard"
Original Song Title:
"Michael, Row the Boat Ashore"
Parody Song Title:
"Mike Waffles on Waterboard"
The Lyrics
Mike waffles on waterboard
À l'Alberto.
Mike waffles on waterboard.
Ted says he'll vote "no."
Simpers Mike a bit like Quayle,
Erstwhile Veep schmo.
Simpers, but doesn't quite quail.
Ted says he'll veto.
The risible dweeb doesn't act so snide
As Alberto,
Creepy fascist who was set aside--
That guy's Malberto.
Mike waffles on waterboard,
As Malberto.
Mike waffles on waterboard;
Ted says dweeb must go.
Sin'ster Al completely failed;
Cut him loose-a.
Sin'ster Al should be in jail,
Calaboo-oosa
George's criminal said, "Adios";
That's Malberto.
Criminal was dumb as a post.
Scat, Malber-erto.
Michael's Mal. went overboard;
Al's a loser.
Michael's pal, sick overlord,
Al. abuser.
Sick was Justice when he bailed,
Al, abuser.
Cyst 'r cell mass that's derailed?
Al's a tu-umor.
Mike was written off as dead and deep-fried.
Ted said, "Loser."
MILF and Chucky S. came to his side;
Ted's the lo-oser.
Mike waffles on waterboard;
Ted's the loser.
Mike's got supporters onboard--
Gonna crui-uis-a.
Sister Di helps Mike not fail;
Gonna cruis-a.
Sister Di says Al Mike ain't. . .
Ally Shu-u-mer.
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