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Song Parodies -> "Bellow, Dairy Moo"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, Mary Lou"

Original Performer:

Ricky Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Bellow, Dairy Moo"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You were grassin' in new-mown hay,
Flashed those bovine eyes my way
And, mooo, I wanted milk forever poured.
You were standin' on the ground
And as I slowly loped around
And sized you up, your beauty I adored.

CHORUS:
I said, bellow, dairy moo,
Stole my heart,
Beef dairy moo, I'm so in love with you.
Then flew, dairy moo,
Coopid's love dart,
Which, bellow, dairy moo,
Struck my heart.

I saw your udders, heard your voice,
That mooing noise caused me to hoist;
Wild horses no longer my choice today.
I now can see why Hindus might
Call you "sacred"; you're such delight.
I think it's time for us to hit the hay.

CHORUS

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AFW - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
A teet treat..delightfully farm funny...I never laughed so hard, beefore ,,,five quarts
Kristof Robertson - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Lordy! You're sure on a roll today, JAB...Cow-abunga!!! 555
alvin rhodes - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
lol...a direct hit on my funnybone...5s plus
Royce Miller - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Hay hay hay; John, do you ever read your private messages on the messageboard?
Michael Pacholek - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
This one was a little skim. Besides, I did "Hello Dairy Brew" earlier this year, although it wasn't quite on the same subject.
John Barry - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Kristof, Alvin, MP, Royce--rarely read 'em, but I saw yours and replied.
Red Ant - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to this, sheep are no longer scared. The cows are!
stuart mcarthur - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
udderly romantic, JAB - 555

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