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Song Parodies -> "Knocked-Up Dyke"

Original Song Title:

"Knock Three Times"

Original Performer:

Tony Orlando and Dawn

Parody Song Title:

"Knocked-Up Dyke"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A new star shines: ova, b'reft-of-him. Mary is with child.
Hey, girl, what'd they put up in there?
Romancing bones ain't your type--
Did they stick up some guy goo?
'cause we know that you'd nix layin'
With a sir, your bodies swayin'.
If one said, "Blow me,"
You'd riposte, "You know me,
I love slough!"

Now Mary's a knocked-up dyke
And she's feeling like a mommy.
Surgical pipe shot the seed for her roe.
Got a fetus,
An egg'd meet a squeeze of ball spray.
"Daddy's" sans pike--her partner Heather Poe.

Heather renounced the dildo one night
Pulled out that thing for a poke
Up the snatch to impart
Semen from a guy who saw new
Pics of chicks that made him paw two
Beakers chock-full of cream
That in Mary caused cell growth to start.

To the pews this chick ain't playin'.
What's the one who's "godly" sayin'?
Who's vowed a holy
Union can be only
Boy-girl two?

But Mary's a knocked-up dyke;
Her offspring will have two mommies.
Her dad's boss likes not homos and lesbos.
But at least an
Egg's been saved being tossed away. . .
Likes eggs in dyke more than to save lives, though.

Snow meets the press:
"She's enceinte immaculate way.
Surrogate type--well, let's just call him 'Joe'."

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Pacing: 4.3
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Total Votes: 6

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Michael Pacholek - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, are the sarcastic, paranoid types gonna hate this! But who cares what they think! Isn't it great when the Republicans write our material for us? A $555 gift certificate at Babies R Us!
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
SO much better than the OS....knockin' 5 times here
Meriadoc - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
John this is hilarious. If Grandpa sees it he might have that final attack tho'.... :-O
John Barry - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, MIchael (so far, so good), Alvin, Merry (one can only wish).
AFW - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Right on the right...this could spur a Cheney reaction.. - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment

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