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Song Parodies -> "She's a Man"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Man"

Original Performer:

Yardbirds

Parody Song Title:

"She's a Man"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

She's a Man

Now when she was a little girl,
At the age of nine.
She had a v*ginal pocket. . .
Said, "I felt it wasn't mine."
Now she's a man
That's spelled M-A-N, man.

Was a pretty woman,
With gland in mind.
"I can make you over, baby,"
The doc opined.
Now she's a man
That's spelled M-A-N, man.

Mainlined her out
And cut like this:
He extended those labies
Formed a "p*nis."
Now she's a man
That's spelled M-A-N, man.

Going back down
To add some "jewels."
No more a little girl.
Most folks are fooled
Now she's a man
That's spelled M-A-N, man.

Now she's a man
Has plenty fun
Can't sire babies
That's OK, she don't want one.
Now she's a man
That's spelled M-A-N, man.

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Ashkicksass - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, dammit!
Johnny D - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Do KTOS, whammit --- with 5's !
John Barry - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD. Ash, the original was written by Bo Diddley, but the Yardbirds' version is the definitive one for me. Check it out if you get a chance.
Paul Robinson - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
JB - Well, this oughtta be getting more votes! Don't tell me only me & JD know this great original song! 5's from me...am I really that ancient? (That's rhetorical, I'm not looking for any answers from any wise-guys...OR wise-girls...OR wise-guys/girls, either...).

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