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Song Parodies -> "Slicing to Rough"

Original Song Title:

"Fighting Got Tough"

Original Performer:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Slicing to Rough"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Redwood and composite head is great for drivin’,
turns the ball into a missile off the line.
Flying, crashing into Redwoods; vocals: yelling!
Slammed into the trees and brush—damn hard to find!

(Game really drives you outta your mind!)

Titleist might light on mire and start to settle;
then I’d have to tear the environs apart.
Deforestation could be the terror;
myrtle murder I might employ.
Then I see that it’s here, near a branch stack.
It now appears my pard is clearly getting parr’d.

Get the bong from golf cart, then load some in and toke up.

Slicing to rough, I find all these redwoods a bane.
Game’s shattered, trouble started when ball embarked
from the tee; I could see the flight sour:
green glade was where the sphere repaired.
I will just have to start a small fire
to burn off herbivorous scourge; I light the spark.

At first it’s merely a little ember that starts,
but then the wind whips up—suddenly the flames arc.
The red turns black as flames are lapping at the bark;
the canopy goes up; sunlight replaces dark.
But soon the smoke chokes out the light. I might remark:
to keep the rough looking like a national park. . .
change game to hoops and then across the parquet dart.

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Rob Arndt - December 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Still rhymin'-n-climbin'- 555!!!
Rob Arndt - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
JAB, X54 may be delayed b/c I am at health risk and am not doing good at all physically... so sorry if nothing tomorrow :(

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