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Song Parodies -> "Submissive Mice"

Original Song Title:

"Suspicious Minds"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Submissive Mice"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They're caught in a trap;
They can't get out.
But they won't hasten to chew tails off.

Why don't they flee?
They're doomed for apathy.
Yes, they'll be eaten without delay.

The cat will gorge with pleasure
On submissive mice.
And they're bitten in teams,
These submissive mice.

The cat's no friend but a foe--
Loves mice that are yellow
Or have at least submissive, vacant eyes.

There he goes, those dents
Snacking on rodents.
He chomps these meeses with zeal;
They're sighing.

The cat will gorge with pleasure
On submissive mice.
They've given up cheese dreams,
These submissive mice.

Servile mice won't survive;
Feline can only surmise
That they are resigned to die.

They've Stockholm syndrome;
They're severed right in two.
Mmm, mmm, good!

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Adagio - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Good parody with an added bonus of wisdom here and there. : ) 5's
alvin rhodes - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
wow...fits so well, i can't believe these aren't the original lyrics
Yoidy - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Three blind 5s!
AFW - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I can't believe the cat ate the hole thing...offbeat and cartoonish
John Barry - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio, Alvin, Yoidy, AFW.
Michael Pacholek - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
I can't believe I missed this gem until now. I take it this was NOT about "Pinky and the Brain."
littleMieces - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Captain Jack, ever see what a snake does to a submissive mouse . . . not a pretty sight!

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