It's gettin' near dawn;
The light glows in wine-red eyes.
You swooned because you were drunk;
You swilled down a gallon size.
You breathed like a snarling loon;
A beast you were; at the bar barfed, falling.

You were tasting too long,
Then eats you were blowing.
Drinking jug wine gets you drunk.

You spritzed king-sized chunks;
The night's dining you then spewed.
Mess you spritzed, big-bite hunks
On the flooring and on me, dude!
I hate when you're barfing chow
When I'm wasted too and it on me dries up.

Then I waited too long
To be in tub soaking.
It's like stunk swine mulled with skunk.