Song Parodies -> Applejack
| Original Song Title: | "Happy Jack" |
| Original Performer: | The Who |
| Parody Song Title: | "Applejack" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Applejack
Applejack—first they fall, then you press 'em flat.
Then you sieve the juice into a big vat.
You put on a lid and throw in some yeast.
Then you let it ferment anaerobically.
The lid will not burst back—
A hy-, hy-, hy-
Drometer—CO2's
Just right, right, right, right, right.
Soon you have applejack, and then you are lappin'
It up; if it's fined, you will find no apple skin.
Soon you have applejack, and then you are lappin'
It up; if it's fined, you will find no apple skin.
The lid will not burst back—
A hy-, hy-, hy-
Drometer—CO2's
Just right, right, right, right, right.
Soon you have applejack, and then you are lappin'
It up; if it's fined, you will find no apple skin.
Applejack—first they fall, then you press 'em flat.
Then you sieve the juice into a big vat.
You put on a lid and throw in some yeast.
Then you let it ferment anaerobically.
The lid will not burst back—
A hy-, hy-, hy-
Drometer—CO2's
Just right, right, right, right, right.
Soon you have applejack, and then you are lappin'
It up; if it's fined, you will find no apple skin.
Soon you have applejack, and then you are lappin'
It up; if it's fined, you will find no apple skin.
The lid will not burst back—
A hy-, hy-, hy-
Drometer—CO2's
Just right, right, right, right, right.
Soon you have applejack, and then you are lappin'
It up; if it's fined, you will find no apple skin.
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What I want to know is how they get the pear into that liqueur bottle? Good job!
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