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Song Parodies -> "Crippled Ship"

Original Song Title:

"Crystal Ship"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Crippled Ship"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

In the 6th line, "boatswain," has to be pronounced as spelled, not as "bos'n." A gill is 4 ounces.
Before this boat sinks into the abyss,
I have to take another p*ss.
Stuck on this ship and scared sans sh*t.
Another p*ss, another p*ss.
The bay's a fright'ning, bounding main.
Hold me in your arms, please, boatswain!
The ship's gonna go down the drain.
We need a plane, we need a plane!

I yell above the seamen's cries.
They beat their feet; try to stay dry.
Shiver me timbers—above flies
An albatross high in the sky.

The crippled ship is being filled—
A billions gills and tons of krill.
She's fillin' fast and there' no time
To heel or tack or drop a line.

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Johnny D - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
ARRRHH matey! 5 bells for shiverin' ME timbers!
John Barry - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thankee, matey
Michael Pacholek - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This wasn't a Scotty of Star Trek parody? Och, lad, ye blew it!
Paul Robinson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
"Introducing - the NEW, IMPROVED GILL...Now with FIVE-FIVE-FIVE, that's right, FIVE's straight across for this parody, JB...

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