Goat Busser

If you're on the range, and neigh's no good
What'll you be called? (Goat busser)
Yeah, she's got a beard and sometimes eats wood.
There's no girls to call. (Goat busser)

"Ain't makin' it with no goat!"
"Ain't makin' it with no goat!"

So if you fear her munchin' on your head,
Just use a muzzle. (Goat busser)
If you don't want nanny sleepin' in your bed
Put her in the stall (Goat busser)

"Ain't makin' it with no goat!"
"Ain't makin' it with no goat!"

But you're standin' tall. (Goat busser)
You're all alone and you got a bone
And you wanna ball. (Goat busser)

"Ain't makin' it with no goat!"
But you ain't got no girls.
"Ain't makin' it with no goat!"

Mmm—go ahead, get close
Not that freaky—goats can be
Reciprocal. (Goat busser).
You're lusting—would feel good.

"Gonna make it with a goat!"

The flock, or alone? (Solo goat busser?)
Just go through the barn door;
You'll find a dozen more—
You can have 'em all, goat busser.

"I think I'm gonna crawl
Over and take 'em all.
Goat cluster!"