Song Parodies -> Orchids On My Mind
| Original Song Title: | "Georgia on My Mind" |
| Original Performer: | Ray Charles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Orchids On My Mind" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Orchids, orchids. . .
Painted a slew
Did Ms. O'Keefe. Schlong
Seeks orchids--different kind.
Painted orchids, orchids,
I get a view,
And what I see clear:
A poon primed for the pine.
Now, that's art! At least to me,
Ogle-eyed with lechery.
Midst those leaves, there's seams I see
That seeds are sown into.
I ask, "Georgia, O', Georgia,
Was in your mind
An oiled seam for schlong?
These orchids seem that kind.
It's that part, it seems to me
But some highbrows temper me:
"Midst those leaves, the seams you see. . .
Mere rosy streaks of hue."
Georgia's orchids--
Now when a piece I've mined--
I see I seen wrong;
They're just the floral kind.
But still, when I seed my schlong--
'Keefe's orchids on my mind.
Painted a slew
Did Ms. O'Keefe. Schlong
Seeks orchids--different kind.
Painted orchids, orchids,
I get a view,
And what I see clear:
A poon primed for the pine.
Now, that's art! At least to me,
Ogle-eyed with lechery.
Midst those leaves, there's seams I see
That seeds are sown into.
I ask, "Georgia, O', Georgia,
Was in your mind
An oiled seam for schlong?
These orchids seem that kind.
It's that part, it seems to me
But some highbrows temper me:
"Midst those leaves, the seams you see. . .
Mere rosy streaks of hue."
Georgia's orchids--
Now when a piece I've mined--
I see I seen wrong;
They're just the floral kind.
But still, when I seed my schlong--
'Keefe's orchids on my mind.
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nice tribute....i enjoy the art of ms. o'keefe
I sense some erotic meaning here.
Thanks, Alvin, 2Eagle.
You can't go schlong with orchids. Orchids make the best kids. 5s
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