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Song Parodies -> "Orchids On My Mind"

Original Song Title:

"Georgia on My Mind"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles

Parody Song Title:

"Orchids On My Mind"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Orchids, orchids. . .
Painted a slew
Did Ms. O'Keefe. Schlong
Seeks orchids--different kind.

Painted orchids, orchids,
I get a view,
And what I see clear:
A poon primed for the pine.

Now, that's art! At least to me,
Ogle-eyed with lechery.
Midst those leaves, there's seams I see
That seeds are sown into.

I ask, "Georgia, O', Georgia,
Was in your mind
An oiled seam for schlong?
These orchids seem that kind.

It's that part, it seems to me
But some highbrows temper me:
"Midst those leaves, the seams you see. . .
Mere rosy streaks of hue."

Georgia's orchids--
Now when a piece I've mined--
I see I seen wrong;
They're just the floral kind.

But still, when I seed my schlong--
'Keefe's orchids on my mind.

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alvin rhodes - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
nice tribute....i enjoy the art of ms. o'keefe
2Eagle - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I sense some erotic meaning here.
John Barry - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, 2Eagle.
Yoidy - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
You can't go schlong with orchids. Orchids make the best kids. 5s

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