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Song Parodies -> "I’ve Imposed Posts; Post-this-crime: Outta Here!"

Original Song Title:

"It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"I’ve Imposed Posts; Post-this-crime: Outta Here!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Eye riposte punderful rhymes posted here,
Such as kids tin-can gulping
And trees friction pulping, a temperate sere.
I don’t post punderful rimes, that is clear.

It is hom-homophones reely I caul
Up with mai keyboard beetings—semantic defeetings;
I’m halving a bawl
With the hom-homophone spree that wont stall.

Pal, pure parody posting
Requires real rhyme roasting,
Alliterativeness, although
Big batches become boaring;
Impact is imploring: “Pleas,
Pal, pare!” Parabla-poach.

I don’t post punderful rites without peer.
There’ll bee know missal troping
And Noh auntie-Poping. . .
Lade those on a beer.
Eye toast, “Prost!” tummy-full thyme. . .fool of bier.

Yes, this parody posting
Is parono[masia] roasting
(A pair o’ D’s is—well, ewe no!).
Ellipsis I’m naught hording
Linguist schmorgasboarding. . .
An ear for whimsy à go-Gogh.

Is this post punishment? I Shirley fear.
There’ll bee Noh missile troping
Butt much brandy toping
Two get mi inn Gere
As I post pun-dearthful crime
And cry, “Prost!”. . .plum burn-still wine.
I’ve imposed posts; post-this-crime: outta here!

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Patrick - August 10, 2011 - Report this comment
A visual delight that's going to require a few rereadings to grasp it all.
Ausfahrt - August 10, 2011 - Report this comment
It's amazing
Andria - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
I cannot figure out what the parody is about, yet it is classic John Barry in all other ways. 5s.

Off-topic warning: Hope no one's worried about me too much, I've had a lot of things in real life to deal with and have been busy as a moderator on a friend's forum, on top of that, often filling in for the site owner...

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