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Song Parodies -> "Chew Dog Renders Nose Pain-Shear"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry, others

Parody Song Title:

"Chew Dog Renders Nose Pain-Shear"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

His gambit is gams bitten, ripping wide schisms.
Dog nips, then chew fits and slobber that’s drippin’.
Next, I’m being mauled; suchlike aches I can never recall.

Chew dog is rendin’ maimed ears,
and he’s biting on my nose.
It feels as if he sawed it.
Hope he’s not in rabid throes.

Squalling am I from pain-shear;
gruesome is the canine game.
Shouldn’t have petted chew dog;
it’s myself I have to blame.

The bad doggie bit, held tight;
sadly, this ain’t play.
Chewed-up, ripped-up nose just might
be bent the wrong way.
Finally! Off he’s runnin’;
oaths I’m shouting liberally.
Chew dog has fled…closed gape near:
crew of doctors stitchin’ me.

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