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Song Parodies -> "Oxy’s Our Smack Proxy"

Original Song Title:

"Oakie from Muskogee"

Original Performer:

Merle Haggard

Parody Song Title:

"Oxy’s Our Smack Proxy"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

We don’t smoke marijuana in Kentucky;
it’s something else that’s our cup of tea.
We just burn it in a spoon and then greet
our lines; syringes fixed for an IV.

We sure make a party out of druggin’:
and I like cookin’ grams then stickin’ you.
Arms and gams are baggy, also craggy—
kinda pitted where we slam them veins so blue.

Don’t get plowed or speedy; oxy’s our smack proxy. . .
this place, where care’s forgotten in a pall.
We don’t have to worry, shan’t get horse-doused:
our white powder’s milled from pills that ain’t goofballs.

Leather straps or rubber bands tie off our arms, where
steely stabbers give candlelight sheen.
Goofballs nil: we won’t let them things trap us.
Yeah, the kids here have kind of a spaced-out mien.

When our crowd gets needy, oxy’s our scag proxy. . .
this place, where care’s forgotten, one and all.
Favor we don’t curry at the horse house;
our white powder’s milled from pills that make [eye]lids fall.
Our white powder’s milled of pills from Purdue’s vaults.

Oxycontin shots wrought in spoons flambé.

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Patrick - May 01, 2015 - Report this comment
I lead my life in such a way as to try to avoid getting extra holes in my body. Not always successfully. The late Abby Hoffman was a big fan of pot, but he had a saying about needle drugs, which can't be repeated in today's political climate. But you could look it up. What do you take to ease the pain of sticking yourself to ease the pain of living? Great send up of the doper mentality.
Rob Arndt - May 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Great title sub- 555!!!

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