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Song Parodies -> "I'll Knead You"

Original Song Title:

"I Need You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I'll Knead You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You were pleased by my touch when I'd knead you.
Gloves came off, and I'd do some deep-tissue.
Upon your back I'd beat,
And then I'd whack your feet.
I'd knead you.

You said, "It feels just as if you meld me.
Other times it feels as if you weld me.
I didn't realize
How bad you'd bruised my thighs,"
You'd scold me.

One day you told me:
You don't want massages anymore.
That really hurt me.
So feeling my fist
Is not something that you adore?

Squeeze, remember how I'd feel around you?
Now you request that I cease to pound you.

"Go back to your old scene,
To work at 'Chez Tony'
And knead dough,
And knead dough,
And knead dough."

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
very touching...5s
John Barry - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.

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