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Song Parodies -> "A Tchotchke Fan"

Original Song Title:

"Walk Like a Man"

Original Performer:

Four Seasons

Parody Song Title:

"A Tchotchke Fan"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

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A Tchotchke Fan

Just feast your eyes on everything I prize,
Like oversize Elvis bookends.
Look, here's another: a toilet-paper cover
That shows all the cast members of "Friends."

'Cause I'm just a tchotchke fan,
Love Hummel lambs,
Gaudy shotglass for rum.
Faces show mirth,
These cherubs have girth—
So smiling and cute and plump.

Good buys, eBay, on porcelain ladies
Dressed in fluffy rococo gowns.
Soon I'll be vyin' to be the one who's buyin',
As long as other bids stay down.

I'm a confirmed tchotchke fan.
Plastic eggplants
Sit next to my wax fruit.
In the real world, I found myself a girl,
And she's a tchotchke fan too!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Ashkicksass - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm getting ready to move, and just last night I was lamenting on how much crap I have! Want some more to go with this fab parody?
John Barry - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, anyway, Ash.
Johnny D - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooo, woo, ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo, wooooo
Ooo, woo, ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo-ooooo

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