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Song Parodies -> "Likely Fry In Hellish Phoenix"

Original Song Title:

"By the Time I Get to Phoenix"

Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Likely Fry In Hellish Phoenix"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Likely fry in hellish Phoenix—heat is risin’.
You might die—so hot; what did you come here for?
Seething gasps, asphalt streets, straining heart, serious grievin’.
You had best go find an air-conditioned store.

Damn! This makes you pine for Albuquerque as you’re slurpin’
up an aqueous great big bunch. . .
pours out and down chests falls.
You should stop, but you keep right on drinkin’
and don’t stall. . .Nature’s call.

And by the time you’re slaked, then ohmygod! you need peein’;
you squirm, then do something that you’d avowed
you’d never try—that is become a wall leaker,
but primed, you’re primed; it’s time to let it go. And so
emptied of “de pee” eau, you guzzle down some mo’.

Then some mo’ you have to go.

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