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Song Parodies -> "Fey-Cat Funk"

Original Song Title:

"Stray Cut Strut"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stray Cats

Parody Song Title:

"Fey-Cat Funk"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

fey: visionary, otherworldly; funk: strong, offensive smell
Eeww-eeww-eeww-eeww!
Wacky and strange fey cat sits above the fence;
Strings holding him aloft--absent.
What is keepin' him up there?
Hovers like he's Cheshire, right in midair.

Fey-cat funk. Flyin' like a bat,
A feral Tom-Cassandra, he's prophesying that
Every dog'll turn into a keening man
And get to croon in a garage band.

Give that cat a bath!

He don't bother chasin' those mice down.
He casts a spell on 'em, then they die of fright;
He just picks 'em up and takes a leisurely bite.
I guess you'd say he's got the evil eye,
In the catbird seat, in the sky.

This kitty's real sh*tty and strange and wild.
His caterwaul's squalled a thousand miles.

He ain't bothered by gated compounds.
Appears in kitchen, apparition at night,
Finds your filet and the feline's fangs fetch a bite.
Laps up all your booze and lifts his tail high--
In the mornin', floorin's not dry.

Sniff--scent sense clenches; stench is plenty vile.
Feet find cat crap shat bat-guano style.


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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Stephen Harrington - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
555 for funky.......!
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
dat be one funky cat
John Barry - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stephen, Alvin.
Larry Hensley - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
This was cool.

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