-> "Fey-Cat Funk"
Original Song Title:
"Stray Cut Strut" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Wacky and strange fey cat sits above the fence;
Strings holding him aloft--absent.
What is keepin' him up there?
Hovers like he's Cheshire, right in midair.
Fey-cat funk. Flyin' like a bat,
A feral Tom-Cassandra, he's prophesying that
Every dog'll turn into a keening man
And get to croon in a garage band.
Give that cat a bath!
He don't bother chasin' those mice down.
He casts a spell on 'em, then they die of fright;
He just picks 'em up and takes a leisurely bite.
I guess you'd say he's got the evil eye,
In the catbird seat, in the sky.
This kitty's real sh*tty and strange and wild.
His caterwaul's squalled a thousand miles.
He ain't bothered by gated compounds.
Appears in kitchen, apparition at night,
Finds your filet and the feline's fangs fetch a bite.
Laps up all your booze and lifts his tail high--
In the mornin', floorin's not dry.
Sniff--scent sense clenches; stench is plenty vile.
Feet find cat crap shat bat-guano style.
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