-> "Arm-Masticate Wolfman"
Original Song Title:
"American Woman" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Large-mandibles wolfman, stay away from me,
Clamp-mandibles wolfman, manically I’ll flee.
I put some garlic upon my door,
Then I realized, vampires that’s for.
You’re a gore-exporting thing, it’s true
Who rends at night—growing bold are you.
Large-mandibles wolfman, get away from me,
Champ-mandibles wolfman, monster, let me be!
I put many locks upon my door—
I don’t want to see you grab me then score
My thighs, eyes, or lips; excise certain part that I self-aggrandize.
Now, wolfman, I said, get away!
Hey, maniac wolfman, where ya go at day?
Don’t come a-crashin’ through my front door,
I know that you wanna taste some gore.
I don’t need your horrid keens,
I don’t need your get-throat scenes.
So, wolfman, stay away from me,
Arm-masticate wolfman, manna’s what you see.
Go, go on, get away, go on, get away
Now, go! go!! go!!!
You’re a grievous wolfman,
A blood-thievous wolfman.
You want blood from me;
I give blood to Sue
Who spikes my vein each time that I’m
A donor—it ain’t for you!
I don’t want you to cleave;
I wish that you would go.
I don’t want you to thieve
Even a pinky toe, wolfman.
You got me peeved, wolfman!
Goodbye, armament-fate wolfman.
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