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Song Parodies -> "Bites at Night Fatten"

Original Song Title:

"Knights in White Satin"

Original Performer:

The Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"Bites at Night Fatten"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Bites at night fatten—
endless eating, no end.
Plenty of vittles—
excess feeding distends.

Foodie I’m always;
pig out: pies galore.
Junk-food-eschew, nix!
Any taste I adore.

’cause I love food,
yes I love food.
Oh, chow! I love food!

Grazing on steeple-
shaped cakes so grand.
Lusting for roast ’n’ stew,
bacon slabs in the pan.

Some try to quell me:
“Drop that hamhock, my friend!”
But I say, “Stop not me.
On much food I will spend!

“’cause I love food.
Mess—I love food.
Mo’, chow! I love food!”

Bites at night fatten—
endless feeding, no end.
Plenty of vittles—
excess cheesing distends.

Foodie I’m always;
pig out: fries galore.
Junk food, my chew kicks!
Any taste! I implore.

’cause I love food,
fress, I love food.
Mo’, chow! I love food!
Oh how I love food.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Patrick - January 13, 2014 - Report this comment
A song I can identify with. Though I don't use the ratings system, I felt like I took in 555 calories just reading it.
Meriadoc - January 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Looks like you put a spell on food. Good one John!

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