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Song Parodies -> "Rude Dog Deposed Pet Banes Here"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Rude Dog Deposed Pet Banes Here"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He dashes and dances, romances my kittens,
Vomits--it's putrid--on Donna K. mittens.
But doo-hued reeked shawl,
That drove me to taint treats with gall.

Rude dog deposed pet banes here;
And they vex sweet rhin repose.
A whiff and then I saw it--
Poo wouldn't this day hit toes.

Galled, I must get this stain cleared--
Eeww! it's lacquered my domain.
Later I'll get that rude dog's
"Play" ended with stay-here chain.

Then some loggy gifts mutt leaves--
Shat on cape, toupee.
Rude dog's willful, knows what's right;
Still pooch grimes my suede with shite.

Trench walls for Dane here dug in--
Got the ground with quicklime greased.
Rude dog, no dead-pose play'n' here:
You'll go down from strychnine feast.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   5

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alvin rhodes - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
pretty darn poetic considering the subject
AFW - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny with a different slant
PMS - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Howlingly funny
Adagio - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
How rude!! lol (I was tempted to give you one less point for poisoning your pet, but I really couldn't. ) 5's
TJC - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm with alvin on this... K9's, er 5's!
me - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
im not readin all dat

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