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Song Parodies -> "Love That Pita"

Original Song Title:

"Lovely Rita"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Love That Pita"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Pita writer pecks out dreck in which he mimics Pepper.
Love That Pita

Love that pita; eat a great
Deal riding the Green Zone bus.
Then, when it's parked, I tow bombed cars away.
Shirked work fixing parking meters;
Got caught pimping for some pita.
They wrote me up in the little infraction book.
Take this crap? I might get bolder.
Give my prick boss the cold shoulder.
Maybe I'll quit and become a milit'ry man.

Kazoo: No, no, no, no.

Love that pita; eat a great
Deal and now more discreetly.
No one gets teed off if they can't see me.
I should cut back and get thinner,
But I eat ten loaves for dinner.
Moldy bread's what you get if you don't eat it then.
Wait too long after they've made it,
And you end up with decayed shit.
Splitting a loaf lets you make a sandwich or two.

Kazoo: Two, oo, oo, oo!

Love that pita; need a great
Deal; I can't live without you.
I'll take a drink to help me wash down two.
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