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Song Parodies -> "Can't Leverage Their Breaks, They Can't"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Enery the Eighth, I Am"

Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Leverage Their Breaks, They Can't"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Can't Leverage Their Breaks, They Can't

Can't leverage their breaks, they can't—
Leverage their breaks, they can't, they can't.
Bush has given Dems a wide open door
To exploit Iraq, Enron, and more.
Instead, they've wasted their energy
Debating who's Kerry's number 2 man.
It's too late—they spent their energy.
Eight years for low-IQ man.

Second term, worse than the first.

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Michael Pacholek - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Not if we don't give 'em a second term, it ain't. Of course, we didn't give 'em a first term, so we better make sure we know how many brothers Bush has, and then win more States than that.

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