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Song Parodies -> "Dancing with the Stars"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing in the Dark"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Dancing with the Stars"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

My apologies for the plethora of politically-themed parodies of late, but there’s so much low-hanging fruit out there, I just can’t resist. Given all the venality, banality, insanity, and inanity surrounding us, these things just write themselves.
Dancing with the stars—
They’re his lewd friends.
His pants might rip apart
As the dude bends.
He once in Congress thundered,
But now he’s here.
Guy curtsies. “Bye,”
Hetero con.

Looking pretty light
In his poof duds
On heinie, mighty tight—
It’s rammed with poof puds.
He’ll gaily traipse to music, The Hammer,
Prancing with the stars.

Once, he’d upbraid, scold,
Playing the straight role.
The closet door’s now sprung
But—girl partner time
Makes his part decline.
Here’s Tom. . .prefers a queers’ prom. . .
Lancing from the spars.


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alvin - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
nice venting
Timmy1000 - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Most who go on that show deserve a parody bashing; nicely done.
Old Man Ribber - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
John: Your stuff is always good...don't apologize for grabbing material that presents itself on a silver platter. If you do, then...I'll Put A Spell On You! ;D
Fiddlegirl - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Nonsense-- everyone *loves* a good political parody! Glad you didn't "delay" writing this one for us. :D
John Barry - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Timmy, OMR (this means a lot coming from someone of your talent), FG.
AFW - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Glad to see another punch at old Tom Tom, the so called dancer...
TJC - September 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for punchin' out (meta-floor-ically!) that guy's televangel'elvis'esque smile!
Guy - September 26, 2009 - Report this comment
John - Yes I agree with those who have commented above. I am glad that you did not "Delay" the writing of this spoof. Tom Tom the dancing dunce. Ha - I love this parody. Well done, indeed.

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