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Song Parodies -> "We Scarf Famishedly"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Family"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sister Sledge

Parody Song Title:

"We Scarf Famishedly"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

We scarf famishedly.
I use "we" 'cause there's two of me
As far as gravity. . .
Got a heavy body that sinks.

I look down and can't see my nethers.
A fat hog, I (Ai!)
Couldn't fly if I were a bird, never
Make it to the sky.
(Ball) Ball of plump butter, unkind people say.
Of pounds I'm three gross;
In weight I go for the record;
I am looking unabashedly gross.

We scarf famishedly;
My gut is all but kissin' me.
We scarf famishedly. . .
Got a heavy body that sinks.

We scarf famishedly;
The gut and butt shift ripplingly.
We scarf famishedly. . .
Got a heavy body that sinks.

Nipping rum with buttered buns can be fun.
I get my share of girthly delights.
(I) I should get a stomach suture
Or piehole shut tight,
(Feed) Feed consid'rably less--
No more oven-baked golden goose. . .
Shut face. . .lose a hundred, maybe two,
But I go wrong
And gorge like a famished moose.

We scarf famishedly,
Just can't keep that kisser food-free.
We scarf famishedly. . .
Gotta have a toddy to drink. . . .

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Glen S - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
I thought the title sub would be a stretch, but the two of you made it work. Well done.
Rick C - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Here's 1.5 fives for each of you.
Stan Hall - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
555 earned, but would've come anyway just for using the theme song of my 1979 World Champion Pittsbugh Pirates. Man, I miss'em ... Willie Stargell, Kent Tekulve, Dave Parker, Omar Mareno, Dale Berra, Bert Blyleven, Ed Ott, John Candelaria, BIll Madlock, Tim Foli, ...
Harry - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job, John. all 5s for "piehole shut tight".
alvin - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
plump with humor
Agrimorfee - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Mr. Barry brings a certain sophistication to the well-worn "I'm fat"-genre of song parody. 555
NorCALvo - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, Mr B.v.D. . . . aka: Barry Van deLinder, at NetFRAME you were so ~Operation Skeleton~ ! So I take it that the East Coast has you tamed, Sir BvD ? ?
adagio - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
That WAS a good fat parody. And it was full of eupamisms or mout , gut, etc. lol 5's
Below Average Dave - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Only problem is you are about a week late on this one. I love it when a soulful classic gets a heaping of soul food--fun read John
John Barry - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Glen, Rick, Stan, Harry, Alvin, Agri, NorCal, Adagio, BAD.
Peregrin - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Well done J & B !
AFW - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Food parody for thought
Meriadoc - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll knit you five scarves for this...

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