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Song Parodies -> "The Crying Game"
Original Song Title:
"The Crying Game"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Boy George
Parody Song Title:
"The Crying Game"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
He knows bawling and he'll show it in the crying game;
With you he’ll share—often!—crying game.
He’s no mere kiss-ass. . .one of the guys.
A “girlie-man,” as that movie star once said, rolling eyes.
Watch him moon; he’s gonna slobber soon. . .
Abounds, the crying game.
So there he goes: broken water main.
Must have much heartache, guy with the tears—
So much he’ll rue. He feeling blue?
Sobs. . .the fake tan smears.
He’s no mere kiss-ass. . .one of the guys.
You might think that he’s a little girl,
The way that he cries.
Don’t want no more of the crying game!
Don’t want no more! Stick to lying game.
With you he’ll share—often!—crying game.
He’s no mere kiss-ass. . .one of the guys.
A “girlie-man,” as that movie star once said, rolling eyes.
Watch him moon; he’s gonna slobber soon. . .
Abounds, the crying game.
So there he goes: broken water main.
Must have much heartache, guy with the tears—
So much he’ll rue. He feeling blue?
Sobs. . .the fake tan smears.
He’s no mere kiss-ass. . .one of the guys.
You might think that he’s a little girl,
The way that he cries.
Don’t want no more of the crying game!
Don’t want no more! Stick to lying game.
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That's John Boehner all over again, no? Someone should tell him "Don't Cry, be a big boy!" 555 handkerchiefs for this one!
JAB - Your points are well-taken and presented with the trademark wit and skill. Please join me in the global manhunt for the one bomber! ;D
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