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Song Parodies -> "The Crying Game"

Original Song Title:

"The Crying Game"

Original Performer:

Boy George

Parody Song Title:

"The Crying Game"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He knows bawling and he'll show it in the crying game;
With you he’ll share—often!—crying game.
He’s no mere kiss-ass. . .one of the guys.
A “girlie-man,” as that movie star once said, rolling eyes.

Watch him moon; he’s gonna slobber soon. . .
Abounds, the crying game.
So there he goes: broken water main.
Must have much heartache, guy with the tears—
So much he’ll rue. He feeling blue?
Sobs. . .the fake tan smears.

He’s no mere kiss-ass. . .one of the guys.
You might think that he’s a little girl,
The way that he cries.

Don’t want no more of the crying game!
Don’t want no more! Stick to lying game.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Christie Marie M - January 08, 2011 - Report this comment
That's John Boehner all over again, no? Someone should tell him "Don't Cry, be a big boy!" 555 handkerchiefs for this one!
Old Man Ribber - January 08, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - Your points are well-taken and presented with the trademark wit and skill. Please join me in the global manhunt for the one bomber! ;D

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