Song Parodies -> I'll Love Paris
| Original Song Title: | "I Love Paris" |
| Original Performer: | Nat King Cole |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'll Love Paris" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
As sung by the imminent cellmate of the eminent Ms. Hilton.
Arrest--time to go down, do time out of town,
Bereft, blue, and away from guys.
So I vow when she's here: soft whispers in ear
Just before I portage her thighs.
I'll love Paris. . .make bedsprings chime,
I'll love Paris. . . er. . .my maw'll,
I'll love Paris, she's so winsome; I will sit some-
time on Paris, inched in, sub merk'; wench'll clit-thrum.
I'll love Paris; gently foment
Gentry foam--gents' leavings here.
I'll love Paris--pie not dry when I've done Paris.
I'll love her, ear to rear.
Bereft, blue, and away from guys.
So I vow when she's here: soft whispers in ear
Just before I portage her thighs.
I'll love Paris. . .make bedsprings chime,
I'll love Paris. . . er. . .my maw'll,
I'll love Paris, she's so winsome; I will sit some-
time on Paris, inched in, sub merk'; wench'll clit-thrum.
I'll love Paris; gently foment
Gentry foam--gents' leavings here.
I'll love Paris--pie not dry when I've done Paris.
I'll love her, ear to rear.
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Yikes. Get yer shots, dude.
learned a new word today, clit-thrum...5s
and oh look at my security code 69Y...how weird is that ?
Thanks, Alvin.
Topical and well done
Nice work on the Hilton joke, I wonder how would Paris live in a cramped jail cell... 555
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