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Song Parodies -> "Cheap Rhône Wine"

Original Song Title:

"He's So Fine"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Cheap Rhône Wine"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Cheap Rhône wine
(Cru-dang, cru dang, cru dang)
Sippin' moonshine
(Booze tang, booze tang, booze tang)
I'll get some joy from the "hair"
(Woof, thanks, woof thanks, woof thanks)
Then I've got nary a care
(Rue tanked, rue tanked, rue tanked)
I do know how I'm going to brew it
(Huge tank, huge tank, huge tank)
And I'm gonna make some fine
(Brew tank, brew tank, brew tank)
Bevy in which the bubbles swirl
(Brew tang, brew tang, brew tang)
I'll drink the matter unfined
(Too rank! Too rank! Too rank!)

I'm a sot, soak-up guy
(Stewed man, stewed man, stewed man)
My whistle's never dry
(Juiced man, juiced man, juiced man)
When I chunder, I cry
(Spew man, spew man, spew man)
So I don't give in to rye
(Booze banned, booze banned, booze banned)
Yes, from the rye I will shy
(Too rank, too rank, too rank)
I'll shy away from this bev'rage
(Screw that! Screw that! Screw that!)
But I'll go for tastes of wine
(Cru that! Cru that! Cru that!)
In a glass with beveled edge
(Cru vat, cru vat, cru vat)

Cheap Rhône wine
(Oh yeah)
Gut should be lined
(Oh yeah)
Smoother it ain't, naw
(Oh, no)
But it'll waste ya
(Oh yeah)
Ya wake under the weather
(Oh, head!)
But soon you're feelin' better
(Oh yeah!)
With just a taste, with just a taste
And Fido works his charms.

When I burp, it means
(To tank, to tank, to tank)
I will dash to heave at the throne
(Loo tank, loo tank, loo tank)
I'll spew vintage and my repast
(Spew rank, spew rank, spew rank)
Ghastly mélange within I've blown
(Euw! rank, Euw! rank, Euw! Rank)

Gorge cheap Rhône wine,
Rhône wine. . . .

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
booze tang, booze tang, booze
Ann Hammond - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
AFW - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
This is fine, like wine
2Eagle - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Chunder? That sounds so Austrailian. Try moderately priced Rhine wines instead.
John Barry - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Ann, AFW, 2Eagle.

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