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Song Parodies -> "Mitt's Through"

Original Song Title:

"Miss You"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Mitt's Through"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He'd been holding on so long;
Finally the light bulb shone--
Horrid Mitt's through.
Now no more we'll hear the drone
Of this Stepford Husband clone. . .
Won't miss this dude.

(Excerpt from pandering speech)

When he talks I fall asleep
But then have horrible dreams
In which Mitt woos
Me for votes, but I can't crawl
From his preprogammed squall--
On his drone rings.

And in his best pandering way,
Says, "I'm a manly man. . .
Hunting varmints since I was twelve,
And girls shouldn't marry girls
It should be Myron and sweet Sue. . . ."

This guy has got a case of whine,
Like maƮtre d' who turns you down,
You know, he's a creep, too.

(Excerpt from flip-flop speech)

Ah, but then approaches the dawn;
I awake and find that he's gone,
Long gone, long gone, long gone!

Now the days don't look quite as dark:
He's gone back to Park
City. Hope he stays there.
He has stumbled to defeat
With his leaden feet.
Not many people bought his pandering ploy.

He finally says to himself:
"There is no way."

So, he was deluding himself,
Blew a big chunk of his pelf,
No wonder, then, he's riled--
The pander poster boy's mind,
So far out of line. . .
Well, that Mitt dude is crazy, yeah.

Horrid Mitt's through. . .smile.

(Excerpt from passive-aggressive speech)

Whorish Mitt's through. . .smile.

(Excerpt from flat-out-lying speech)

Loring Mitt's through. . .smile.

(Excerpt from petulant concession speech)

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John Jenkins - February 09, 2008 - Report this comment
John, thank you for teaching me what pelf means. But did Mitt really pander? Well, in Michigan, he talked about all of the stuff he would do for the auto industry and sounded ... just like Barack and Hillary. So, yes, he did pander.
McKludge - February 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice. I was gonna do a parody of AC/DC called "Whole Lotta Romney,"
Wanna tell you a story/About a Mormon I know/When it comes to gov'nin'/Oh man he blow
But now that he's quit, not much point to it. 555 here
Harry - February 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Another stellar parody, John. all 5s.
alvin - February 09, 2008 - Report this comment
wow...great job on a tough song
Stan Hall - February 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one, John. Had especially to grin at the "(excerpt from ... speech)" bits, even tho' -- or maybe because -- most of'em would be usable in re any candidate for any office in any election, anywhere, anytime. :-)

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