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Song Parodies -> "Mold's Not Nice"

Original Song Title:

"Cold As Ice"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Mold's Not Nice"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Yucky mold’s not nice;
It ills me to sacrifice soured grub.

(It’s wretched as nads lice
Some lays, you pay the price. . .try blows.)

So green is this pork! It happens in this clime.
Yeck! Yeck! Must close the fridge door or there’ll be purple rime.
Can’t dig it off—gross! Just throw it away.
(Argh! Argh!) This course unappealing; it makes me turn gray.

Yucky mold’s not nice;
Don’t thrill me to sacrifice soured grub.

So grievous the chore; it happens every time.
Yes, yes! You don’t close the door. And then there’s purple slime
On the pig that I roast. Just throw it away.
(Barf! Barf!) This pork’s unappealing; it makes me turn gray.

(Mold’s not nice) That roe you won’t scarf,
(Mold, mold’s not [rot] nice) That’s moldy rice you see,
(Mold, mold, mold! Rot, rot! Not nice)

I see moldy rice and roe,
Moldy rolls—not nice, you know,
Slimy, moldy rice must go,
Moldy old rolls, gross, them throw,
Mold’s not at all nice, you know,
Moldy pulled pork is gross, must go,
Mold grows on the ice, you know!
Moldy old sole you trolled must go,
Mold grows on the spice, so throw,
Moldy rolled dough must go, so throw. . . .

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Total Votes: 4

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Chance Gollnick - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Are you prehaps a fan of foreigner?
Old Man Ribber - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
This one really grows on you. The only question is what you mildew next!
LadyNoRankery - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
PirateJack, . . . I see you're clearing out "Below Deck", aboard the ~ HMS SirSweaty ~ !
Christie Marie M - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I cannot stand moldy foods or foods that taste bad. My parents just cut the molds out of breads and cheese, but not me. I don't want to risk it due to the fact that I'll never know which part is causing the bacteria to grow into molds because bacteria tends to spread everywhere. Here are some fresh 555's, though!
John Barry - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Chance: I'm not.

OMR: Probably have some fungus with more tunes.

Lady: All hands.

Christie: Thanks again.

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