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Song Parodies -> "Forced My Spine"

Original Song Title:

"409"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Forced My Spine"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Misaligned. . .he forced my spine,
And I'm cryin, he forced my spine,
He forked my spine.

Well I became senseless and I spent my dimes
(Gimpy strut, gimpy strut forced by spine)
I'd felt best when I was supine
(Gimpy strut, gimpy strut forced by spine)
I saw a quack who cracked and forced my spine.

(Gimpy strut, gimpy strut forced by spine), etc.

He was a cracker,
But not a south'ner.
(Forced my spine, forced my spine)

[Sounds of joints being manipulated]

When he gave it a big crack, I heard my spine
(Gimping nut, gimping nut forced my spine)
Make sounds like a glacier calving ice
(Gimping nut, gimping nut forced my spine)
He skewed the L3 into traction. . .forced my spine

(Gimpier strut after he forced my spine), etc.

He is a quack, sir,
Don't let him touch ya.
F*cks up spines. . .

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Dominic L. - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it was a funny read.
Chuck A. Spear - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Someone's got WAY too much time on their hands.....our gain!
alvin rhodes - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
i'm "back" to read the rest of your myriad parodies today...this "cracked " me up...5s
Michael Pacholek - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Baby got bad back.

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