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Song Parodies -> "Regalia"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Regalia—the brakes off, I start
in making my costuming daily.
Oh, regalia, around both my knees
I squeeze into sweet herringbone.

Regalia—I’m playing my part
in making my costuming male-ly.
Oh, regalia with you I’m so pleased;
I’m teasing up my hair dry-blown,

Putting duds on in my bedroom;
it’s regalia that is in full bloom
(put ’em on!).
Some say I have gaudy taste
when I put on my head
a turban; pate’s encased.

Regalia—I can’t wait to start
in making my costuming gaily
Oh, regalia,
into you I squeeze;
you’re teasing my pleased hairing bone,
comfy bone.

Jubilation chic duds I am in;
I call for some more—like a caftan.
Muu-m’ elation she duds I am in;
I call for some more that show calf tan.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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The Brad Hatter - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Gotta love a song that features an ALT CODE ;-)
Rob Arndt - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Patrick - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Haven't I seen you in a parade, marching behind the grown men in the miniature Model-T cars?
LilConAirHo - May 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Please, Pirate Jack, Lord o'Conair, I believe it truly is time for you to set sail ! ? . . . . Breathe in some of that relaxing Sea Air along the shores of HisPanola, eh, Sir Jack?

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