-> "Slime Energy Pigs Raped My Land"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Henry the 8th, I Am"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Slime Energy Pigs Raped My Land"
The Lyrics
Slime Energy Pigs Raped My Land
Slime energy pigs raped my land,
Energy pigs raped my land, my land.
We got overcharged hundred times or more,
Due to decisions behind closed door
Of his office, where the energy
Pigs and he concocted price-rigging plans.
He's the bagman for slime energy.
I hope his pacemaker jams.
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Lay, Kenny Lay
Lay, Kenny Lay, lay across the Lincoln bed.
Lay, Kenny Lay, lay across the Lincoln bed.
Whatever blackmail you have in your mind:
I don't know you, I'll say, if you ever try.
Lay, Kenny Lay, lay across the Lincoln bed.
Play, Kenny, play along with my "lack of guile."
The day's about to break-help me get rid of the files.
Our hands are dirty, but your glans has sheen.
And I'll fress it long as you say I'm clean.
Stay, Kenny, stay; sink your oil drill in my smile.
Don't wait any longer to fly to the Caymans-
The flakes at Justice might get you.
That's doubtful, but they might give you a shove,
To prove they're not crooks, like me and you.
Lay, Kenny Lay, lay across the Lincoln bed.
Stay, Kenny, stay, while I'll nip-not bite-your head.
Don't wanna see you in the morning light.
Get to the airport and catch your flight.
Stay, Kenny, stay-just long enough for some more head.
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