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Song Parodies -> "Slime Energy Pigs Raped My Land"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry the 8th, I Am"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Slime Energy Pigs Raped My Land"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

That POS Ken Lay has been indicted--finally! He used to be Cheney and Bush's bitch, but as Bill Lockyer, CA attorney general has said, Lay should be jailed with an inmate named Spike. I've reposted a Dylan parody I did earlier as an addendum to this.
Slime Energy Pigs Raped My Land

Slime energy pigs raped my land,
Energy pigs raped my land, my land.
We got overcharged hundred times or more,
Due to decisions behind closed door
Of his office, where the energy
Pigs and he concocted price-rigging plans.
He's the bagman for slime energy.
I hope his pacemaker jams.

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Lay, Kenny Lay

Lay, Kenny Lay, lay across the Lincoln bed.
Lay, Kenny Lay, lay across the Lincoln bed.

Whatever blackmail you have in your mind:
I don't know you, I'll say, if you ever try.
Lay, Kenny Lay, lay across the Lincoln bed.
Play, Kenny, play along with my "lack of guile."
The day's about to break-help me get rid of the files.
Our hands are dirty, but your glans has sheen.
And I'll fress it long as you say I'm clean.
Stay, Kenny, stay; sink your oil drill in my smile.
Don't wait any longer to fly to the Caymans-
The flakes at Justice might get you.
That's doubtful, but they might give you a shove,
To prove they're not crooks, like me and you.
Lay, Kenny Lay, lay across the Lincoln bed.
Stay, Kenny, stay, while I'll nip-not bite-your head.
Don't wanna see you in the morning light.
Get to the airport and catch your flight.
Stay, Kenny, stay-just long enough for some more head.

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Johnny D - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
You tell 'em, JB. But he'll probably get 555 weeks in a country-club, at the most.
TJC - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Kenny & Cheny have been duly lampooned! Great Job and unbelieveably prolific!
John Barry - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, both, again!
Michael Pacholek - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm Lay-ing fives on you, I am, Lay-in fives on you, I am, I am!

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