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Song Parodies -> "Right Moos"

Original Song Title:

"Night Moves"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Right Moos"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

She was wide as well as tall,
Weighed 1500 pounds,
Leaving mounds on the ground.
She was a black-and-white beauty with bovine eyes,
Tryin' to raise her voice three octaves high,
Raise it way up high.

Out in the cornfields, where she found a bevy
Of the tasty food that made her so heavy.
Working on mastering falsetto--bass too,
Workin' on the right moos,
Tryin' to make it to make "Idol" news.
Workin' on the right moos,
During cuddin' time,
In the eat cuddin' time.

Had her hooves done, oh how she loved it.
She looked pretty fetching for an ungulate.
Cleaned off the dung, sung to a feckless boar.
And how her hopes soared.
Then she'd squeal in A while chewing her cud,
Her fears allayed; her performance wouldn't be a dud.
That ghoul Simon's a DB
But she didn't care--
His show's got a big share.

Workin' on the right moos,
Tryin' to lose those awkward barnyard moves,
Working on the right moos.
And do it in prime time.

And oh, the wonder
They are not fighting.
Paula, Randy, again blunder.
Simon joins them--stunner!

And the coked-up audience starts to thunder
Approval--couldn't be dumber.
Started hummin' a "song" they call rhythm and moos.
Wasted night in front of the tube.
All the no-talents justifiably lose.
She made the right moos.
My god! She's goin' to win!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
i had a cow over this one...5s
John Barry - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
Stuart McArthur - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
every day I thank the Lord that I'm not an ungulate - 555 John
Kristof Robertson - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I honestly wonder how your mind works sometimes, John...:-) This was great in a very bizarre way! 555
Tim Mayfield - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
The way you worded this one was purely moo-sical. 5's
Michael Pacholek - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Rats, Alvin stole my joke... but I've got no beef with this parody. It's udderly fantastic, and that's no bull. Five nice juicy cuts of meat.
Meriadoc - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Cow parodies always mooove me...

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