Wisconsin Dells have Spruce,
Poplar and Pine.
But you'd best not chop down none; youse
Will be sighin'
In jail and cryin'.

Yeah, you will be landin’
In prison, you clown.
The judge will be handin’
A sentence for your bad habit down.

So don’t you fell no Spruce,
Poplar or Pine. . .
Jail time.

Don't abuse
Any yews,
Make no hews,
And don't use any pow-
er tools; please spare
Each and every tree,
Even each bough.
Save the trees!

So in the Dells, still Spruce,
And you’re not pined.