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Song Parodies -> "I Seek Hoagie Crispness"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Seek Hoagie Crispness"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I seek hoagie crispness--
Broil to count of threes
In the stove--the minutes go
Fast, but they crust the cheese.
Crispened feed; we dine just
By dim candle beams.
My guests gorge with briskness
'Cause this chow can't be seen.
[ingestive interlude]
I can't hold the whiff in,
It's mountin' in me.
When it blows and drifts to nose,
My guests will want to flee.
Crimp and squeeze a hind gust
Formed by side of beans.
My guests moan; they've sniffed it.
They groan: "Who cut the cheese?!"
Broil to count of threes
In the stove--the minutes go
Fast, but they crust the cheese.
Crispened feed; we dine just
By dim candle beams.
My guests gorge with briskness
'Cause this chow can't be seen.
[ingestive interlude]
I can't hold the whiff in,
It's mountin' in me.
When it blows and drifts to nose,
My guests will want to flee.
Crimp and squeeze a hind gust
Formed by side of beans.
My guests moan; they've sniffed it.
They groan: "Who cut the cheese?!"
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Phew! three smelly 5's
Very good John, ending was a bit unsettling since I had planned on getting Subway for lunch. 555.
Ah, a brilliantly crafted piece on a foul draft. 555 . "When it blows and drifts to nose, my guests will want to flee" made me actually guffaw.
Thanks, Carol, Red Ant, Rick.
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