Song Parodies -> The Bell Will Knell for 2
| Original Song Title: | "I Put a Spell on You" |
| Original Performer: | Screamin' Jay Hawkins |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Bell Will Knell for 2" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
The bell will knell for 2,
Although it's 9.
I think it's f*cked up; how 'bout you?
That clock's lyin'
'Bout the time, lyin'!
Now look! The big hand is
A-pointin' straight down
The little hand stands 'twixt
5 and 6. . .5:30 it should sound
But it's now 12, that's noon!
It's new clock time.
What time?
I'm goin to,
I'm goin to,
I'm goin to,
I'm goin to buy one now,
And I don't care
If this one's antique.
It's broke, anyhow.
You'll hear it--
It will knell 12 at noon
And 9 at 9.
Although it's 9.
I think it's f*cked up; how 'bout you?
That clock's lyin'
'Bout the time, lyin'!
Now look! The big hand is
A-pointin' straight down
The little hand stands 'twixt
5 and 6. . .5:30 it should sound
But it's now 12, that's noon!
It's new clock time.
What time?
I'm goin to,
I'm goin to,
I'm goin to,
I'm goin to buy one now,
And I don't care
If this one's antique.
It's broke, anyhow.
You'll hear it--
It will knell 12 at noon
And 9 at 9.
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