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Song Parodies -> "Neutered, Neutered (sugg. by Guy)"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar, Sugar"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Neutered, Neutered (sugg. by Guy)"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This is 1 of 10 responses to a challenge by Johnny D (abetted by Guy and Steve K.) to do 10 parodies of "Sugar, Sugar." I followed most of their suggestions and came up with a few of my own. I've already been to the Archies well 6 times, so no more after today. If anyone wants to take it from here, here are some suggestions: "Luthor, Luthor" (Superman's nemesis); "Wookie, Wookie" (Star Wars); "Dubya, Dubya/Kerry Kerry"; "Shoo, Guard, Shoo Guard" (NBA); "Schmuckers, Schmuckers" (jam); "Suckers, Suckers" (those who voted for Bush); well, I could go on, but I won't. Archies la vista!
Neutered, Neutered

Once humpy puppy.
You're now a gland-free cur.
Now here's a new rawhide chew.
Oh, neutered, neutered,
You're now a gland-free cur;
You won't be humpin' my crew.

I just can't believe the humpiness that once was you.
(Humpiness that once was you)
Now your nuts are sundered; hope you won't go pee and poo.
(All over my new shoes)


You won't miss those "pearls";
Your issuance is now seed-free.
(Your issuance is now seed-free)
You can still go outsideó
Pour some fluid on a tree.
(Pour some fluid on a tree)

Oh, pour a little "liquor" on tree, puppy. (neutered)
Pour a little "liquor" on tree, spayee. (puppy, puppy)
No more humping in the street. (nah, nah, nah)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Kristof Robertson - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Made it to number 3...yay!! 555
alvin rhodes - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
new rawhide chew...HAHAHAHA...too funny
John Barry - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to all who ploughed through this project. I've had too much Sugar. Never again, I promise.
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(Comment, Comment #5) Well done, JB!
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
"You're now a gland-free cur / Now here's a new rawhide chew" ..... Awwww!
Big G - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
You see this is why my dogs lock thier legs when my dad takes them to the vet. Hey, lets face it can you blame em. If I lost my family jewls I'd stray away from where I woke up without em.

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